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by Warboss Gutzmangul
2014-04-07
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: POST YOUR THE RINGS GAME STORIES HERE!!!
Replies: 10
Views: 9526

Re: POST YOUR THE RINGS GAME STORIES HERE!!!

((Yep. I tried to remember as many specific phrases you said. I didn't exactly take notes.))
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2014-04-07
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: POST YOUR THE RINGS GAME STORIES HERE!!!
Replies: 10
Views: 9526

Re: POST YOUR THE RINGS GAME STORIES HERE!!!

One by one the orks piled into the drow fortress, dropping their weapons and shields in a haphazard pile near the gate and flopping down to rest a moment from the ring quest as the two forces waited for Exsilium to arrive. If the drow of Chosen Blood had any objection to the orkish presence, they di...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2014-03-28
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Uvver Rok Boyz
Replies: 0
Views: 2789

Uvver Rok Boyz

In order to keep the enormous boulder from being used by an overenthusiastic underling, Warboss Gutzmangul saw to it that it was fed to the largest Squiggoth his runt herds had ever bred. Gutzmangul curiously wondered what would happen when it came time for the Squiggoth to pass that stone. He grinn...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2014-03-25
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: I Got a Rock...
Replies: 0
Views: 2975

I Got a Rock...

Warboss Gutzmangul was inside his boss hut, impatiently waiting for this great weapon of Thrym that was supposed to help them stomp the runty sneaky Odin gitz. He looked over to his boyz, who were already getting a good game of Punch da Face going out of boredom. “When we gettin’ dis big weapon? Dis...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2014-03-05
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Bellum III Camping
Replies: 11
Views: 7325

Re: Bellum III Camping

After dealing with details, WAAAGH!!! is going to attend. So where are we?
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2014-02-11
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: What do we do now, boss?
Replies: 0
Views: 3080

What do we do now, boss?

Warboss Gutzmangul grunted as he found himself face-first in the dirt. The warboss shoved himself to his feet. Gone were the mercenaries from Asaheim and Bloody Axe. The only ones about were what were left of his boyz. The last thing he remembered was repulsing an attack from the drow and their chao...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2014-02-07
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: The Free Peoples of WAAAGH
Replies: 16
Views: 11117

Re: The Free Peoples of WAAAGH

Blah blah blah blah! You drow gitz sure do like yer wordz. I'm gonna quick make all dat drow gob flappin' inta ork fer ya: "Quit yer yappin'! Don't say nuffin' 'less yer boss got sumfin' ta say ta me!" Drow talk iz funny. It'z jest like ork, 'cept ya talk like ya got a pike crammed up yer ...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2014-02-03
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: The Free Peoples of WAAAGH
Replies: 16
Views: 11117

Re: The Free Peoples of WAAAGH

Dey din' take me orkhold yet.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2014-02-03
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: The Free Peoples of WAAAGH
Replies: 16
Views: 11117

Re: The Free Peoples of WAAAGH

Frush, You watch yerself wiv dem Tyrcath boyz. Dey get stabby when dey see backsides. Went on a dragon hunt wiv dem lot an' Kindred an' dey stabbed me in da back like cowardly grotz in da middle of da fight. Lucky fer dem, I got patched up an' killed da dragon. Don' run wiv dem grotz. Deyz cowardly ...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2014-01-30
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: The Free Peoples of WAAAGH
Replies: 16
Views: 11117

The Free Peoples of WAAAGH

Nomads of Darkon, Waaagh! has been granted autonomy by Emperor Whisper and is exempt from seasonal taxation. Nomads who would reject the rulership of Emperor Whisper without being declared criminals against the crown are welcome to embrace the true freedom of living in the anarchic territory of Waaa...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2014-01-22
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Defenders of Kings Crossing II
Replies: 4
Views: 3390

Re: Defenders of Kings Crossing II

Don't matter ter me 'oo winz. I jest wanna blow up dat bomb!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2014-01-20
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Defenders of Kings Crossing II
Replies: 4
Views: 3390

Re: Defenders of Kings Crossing II

Dats... da most beautiful fing I ever 'eard!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2014-01-07
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: The Last WAAAGH!!!
Replies: 0
Views: 1887

The Last WAAAGH!!!

The air is full of ash and blood as the forces of Chosen Blood have amassed outside of Warboss Gutzmangul’s ork hold. The black steel clad disciplined forces of the drow have driven the Forces of WAAAGH to the brink of defeat. The drow outnumber the underequipped and undisciplined ork mob and that a...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-12-17
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Warboss Gutzmangul: Attorney at Law
Replies: 1
Views: 2050

Warboss Gutzmangul: Attorney at Law

((The following is written on a pamphlet that is being circulated through out the realm.)) Have you incurred fines set forth by the crown? Is your own country compiling a list of your misdeeds? Have the words "traitorous dog" been thrown around as a kangaroo court is set up to prosecute yo...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-12-16
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: It began as a whisper...
Replies: 6
Views: 4355

Re: It began as a whisper...

Dat's up to da king. Imma show 'spect fer da king an' kween an' let dem decide wevvur orkz iz friendz er foez.

Darkon iz fickle. Orkz mean wut dey sez an' stick wiv it.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-12-16
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: It began as a whisper...
Replies: 6
Views: 4355

Re: It began as a whisper...

So dis Whisper iz king now? Fine. I'm sayin' sum stuff now ta be clear from da beginnin'! Da orkz'll never bow down to da king. Any king. Dat meant Cailen too. Any laws dat'r made, da orkz ain't gunna listen to. If you try ta make da orkz bow, we will fight and spend ev'ry breff ta make da king fall...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-12-13
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Notification from the King
Replies: 7
Views: 4884

Re: Notification from the King

((Translation)) Your sense of honor is misplaced. You said, when you ascended to the throne, that you called the Crown War because you wanted Darkon to choose their king. If that they longer want you as king, then they won't stand with you and you will die on the field, fighting for what you stood f...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-12-12
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Notification from the King
Replies: 7
Views: 4884

Re: Notification from the King

You got yerself sum funny honor. You said when you wuz ta be king dat you called da Crown War cuz you wanted da two-legs o' Darkon ta choose dere king. If dat's dere will, den dey won' stan' wiv you an' you will die on da field fer what ya stood fer. You said a king iz 'upposed ta serve, a king iz a...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-12-10
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Crown war.
Replies: 18
Views: 8892

Re: Crown war.

A human messenger arrives wearing the colors of WAAAGH!!! Unfurling the squig-skin message, he cries out. "A message from the orks of WAAAGH!!! translated into the common tongue! One of the ork wyrd boyz has accidentally flung Warboss Gutzmangul across time and space. Even though the wyrd boy i...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-12-06
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Crown war.
Replies: 18
Views: 8892

Re: Crown war.

No. Din' get paid an' din' ask fer title. Slindar tried ta make us pay taxes, so we smashed 'is ugly face in.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-12-06
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Crown war.
Replies: 18
Views: 8892

Re: Crown war.

You lot died before! You lot will die again! Da orks'll kill fer da king dat treated dem wiv 'spect!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-10-29
Forum: Misc. Topics
Topic: Waagh charge baffles Thrush.
Replies: 7
Views: 8620

Re: Waagh charge baffles Thrush.

We live for the charge. It adds a different dynamic to battles and people have to be prepared for it when it happens. I really like the gif and WAAAGH! has no plans to stop charging or to stop showing up to Darkon any time soon. See you all on Sunday!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-10-15
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Coming 1st Cononation Anniversary for HRM Cailen
Replies: 5
Views: 4264

Re: Coming 1st Cononation Anniversary for HRM Cailen

King Cailen iz da only king tah give 'spect to da orkz. Da prince ain't got no 'spect for da orkz an' finkz we'z dogz ter 'unt down.

I will stand wiv da king 'oo fought fer me.

If da prince becomez king, I'll 'unt da king dat 'unted me.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-09-14
Forum: General Forum
Topic: wood for this campout
Replies: 3
Views: 2431

Re: wood for this campout

Try scantily clad ladies.

There. I made the joke. Now someone who knows the answer please post.