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by Occultus
2014-04-07
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: POST YOUR THE RINGS GAME STORIES HERE!!!
Replies: 10
Views: 9084

Re: POST YOUR THE RINGS GAME STORIES HERE!!!

I WAS IN THE WOODZ WITH BROTHER NYX AND THERE WAS DIS BOX. AND DIS BOX LOOKED LIKE IT HAD SHINEYS IN IT, SO I TRIED TO OPEN IT. I PICK IT UP AND SHOOK IT. I SMASHED IT WITH MY LONG POKEY-SWINGY THINGY. I THREW IT ON THE GROUND AND NOTHING HAPPENED. I WAS GONNA GIVE UP AND THEN THIS YOUNG GIRL FROM T...
by Occultus
2014-01-22
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Defenders of Kings Crossing II
Replies: 4
Views: 3155

Re: Defenders of Kings Crossing II

UNFAIR I THINK THIS IS. I ONLY HAVE TWO ARROWS.
by Occultus
2013-05-06
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: How interesting
Replies: 51
Views: 22272

Re: How interesting

Perhaps we "commoners" should simply hold our own tournament, without the permission or oversight of "nobles"?! A "noble" ran this tournament, and as such, it was never truly in our hands. If we want our own tournament, we should do it ourselves and make our own rules. ...
by Occultus
2013-04-30
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Re: Missing child / a letter to HRM Cailen
Replies: 4
Views: 3162

Re: Missing child / a letter to HRM Cailen

(Please scroll to the bottom and READ my signature before responding.) (a letter posted throughout the realm) Darkon, I write to you to day to report a missing child. In late November, Occultus Vates signed up to work with Cailen Sendor (known as His Royal Majesty or HIgh King). He has been missing...
by Occultus
2013-04-01
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: An Official Orkish Apology
Replies: 10
Views: 5358

Re: An Official Orkish Apology

AND I WONT HUNTS ORKS AN-E-MOAR.
by Occultus
2013-02-28
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Muffins and baked good are ...good <3
Replies: 8
Views: 4852

Re: Muffins and baked good are ...good <3

Artex wrote:We have Goblins in LOAP who would be happy to have those Moldy ones as well.

DID YOU SAY YOUS HAVE GOBLENZ?

I AM A WORLD RE-NOUND EX-TERMINATOR. I CAN HELP YOU WITH GOBLIN PROBLUM!

1 SHINY METAL PIECE PER HEAD!

LET ME KNOW BY REPLYING HEEEEERE
by Occultus
2013-01-30
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Open Letter to the Realm from Lord Dubh
Replies: 54
Views: 22481

Re: Open Letter to the Realm from Lord Dubh

( OOC: Please read signature before replying - some do not and get it wrong based on username. ) An assassination attempt already? Wow. As much my distaste for nobles or men who would call themselves "king" (or women who would call themselves queen...), I must say, I find it distasteful th...
by Occultus
2012-11-28
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Service to the Crown
Replies: 103
Views: 42268

Re: Service to the Crown

Perhaps Wulfvin is speaking of a man I believed to be named "Darva"? He was on the "orange" team during the battle Wulfvin is speaking of, and did wear a blue tunic. He spent a lot of time around those of NQ! during that engagement, so that would explain Wulfvin's confusion. ~Bro...
by Occultus
2012-11-14
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Coronation November 18th
Replies: 5
Views: 3011

Re: Coronation November 18th

Orkz ain't got no leashez. King Cailen said dat orkz can do wut dey want an' no wunz gunna be boss ov us 'cept me, so dats good. 'Ee also said I could yell stuff ta gitz wot needz yellin' an' dat soundz like fun too. Do you not see, ork? That is the problem. "King Cailen SAID". What if &q...
by Occultus
2012-11-13
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Coronation November 18th
Replies: 5
Views: 3011

Re: Coronation November 18th

Humanoids are so easily led by their leashes. It is vile and pathetic how it is seems to be almost as if most of us are too afraid to feel true freedom. Most humanoids wouldn't know what to do, what to think, who to worship without somebody else telling them. Without a command structure most of you ...
by Occultus
2012-10-22
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Campout Epilogue
Replies: 3
Views: 2756

Re: Campout Epilogue

SO THIS MEANS ALL UNDEAD IS GONE RIGHT? NO MORE SKELETONS? NO MORE ZOMBIES? DON'T GOTTA KEEP POKIN THINGS AFTER THEY FALL DOWN?

I STABID ONE THING OVER MANY TIMES LIKE 12 + 8 TIMES AND IT JUST KEPT GOING AND GOING AND GOING. BAD STUFF
by Occultus
2012-10-18
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Myrmidon Entertainment Presents!
Replies: 2
Views: 2294

Re: Myrmidon Entertainment Presents!

SIREN LADY WHY DO YOU DISLIKE NOMADS? CAN I PLEASE DEBATE EVEN THO I DONT HAVE A CoUNTRY?
by Occultus
2012-10-16
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Campout Stuff: ORK CHILI!
Replies: 14
Views: 6765

Re: Campout Stuff: ORK CHILI!

I'M OKAY WIT SUPPLYIN ORK MEAT FOR ORK CHILI

SHOW ME WHERE ORKS ARE. I GET ORK MEAT.
by Occultus
2012-10-16
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: The time has come for a Crown War to let the people chose
Replies: 71
Views: 27222

Re: The time has come for a Crown War to let the people chos

EVRIE CoUNTRY IS SOVRIN SAYS THE MAN FROM THE STAG. THE STAG SAY TO EMPYREAN "WE NOT LIKE YOU TRADE WITH TOGA WEARING MEN FROM SOUTH" AND STAG TAKE LAKONIAN LAND. EMPYREAN FIGHT GOOD WAR AGAINST GOOD FIGHTERS FRUM SHENDROLIN AND OCCULTUS'S OLD CoUNTRY ATTACKED US. STAG CoUNTRY STEPD IN AND...
by Occultus
2012-10-10
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Ursus Polaris sits in his chair, content in retirement...
Replies: 0
Views: 1543

Ursus Polaris sits in his chair, content in retirement...

In a far-off monastery, Brother Ursus Polaris sits in his chair - his comfy chair - content in his retirement. He has been studying with monks and other clergymen. With their help and the guidance of The Great White Bear, he has finally found his inner peace after being absent from the realm for ove...
by Occultus
2012-09-27
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: A Message left publicly by herald
Replies: 3
Views: 2473

Re: A Message left publicly by herald

STRANGE WORDS FROM STRANGE MEN. SOME PEOPLE SAY THINGS LIKE MESSEJEZ AND THEY NOT AROUND AND THEN EVERYBODY SAY "WHAAAAAT IS GOING ON" AND CONFUSED. I CARRY MANY MESSEJEZ FOR BRUTHER URSUS POLARIS. NOBODY KNOW WHERE HE IS. MAYBE HE COME BACK SOON SO I STOP PLAYING MAILBOY. ANYWAYS I THINK ...
by Occultus
2012-07-02
Forum: In-Game Recruitment
Topic: Myrmidon Entertainment
Replies: 4
Views: 5409

Re: Myrmidon Entertainment

OCCULTUS NEED STEDY M-PLOYMENT TO PAY BILLS!
by Occultus
2012-05-14
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Hear ye, Hear ye. Take heed for your King has spoken
Replies: 8
Views: 4602

Re: Hear ye, Hear ye. Take heed for your King has spoken

HA! I DO WHAT I WANT AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME. I HAVE NO DAWTER!
by Occultus
2012-04-21
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Two Men Enter....
Replies: 2
Views: 2175

Re: Two Men Enter....

THAT NOT SIR MARTEN IN FIRST MAGIC IMAGE THING! THAT ONI DA MUNK OR SOMETHIN LIKE THAT. NICE MAN WHO RETURN HABITAT FOR NOBILITY BOX!
by Occultus
2012-03-28
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Proclamation from LACONIA
Replies: 18
Views: 9649

Re: Proclamation from LACONIA

Lord Valfryn wrote:((you may want to go with a second mssg board account, seen a few people do that. works pretty well and avoids a lot of confusion, with your avatar and signature and all.))

(Like me.)

(Rich/Dienekes - For the record, that was a message from my cleric presented by Occultus.)
by Occultus
2012-03-27
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Proclamation from LACONIA
Replies: 18
Views: 9649

Re: Proclamation from LACONIA

I BRING LETTER FROM ESTEAMED BRUTHER ERSUS POLARIS TO LACONIANS: Dishonorable Slime of Laconia, As a former honorary King of Laconia, I demand that you apologize for your pitiful actions immediately. If you do not, know that you have been judged accordingly at this time. I, acting as judge and jury,...
by Occultus
2012-03-11
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Seeking the Grove...
Replies: 17
Views: 9487

Re: Seeking the Grove...

I SEEK GROVES TOO. TOO MUCH BAD STUFF IN FAR-EST THESE DAYS.
by Occultus
2012-02-13
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Standing Against the King
Replies: 38
Views: 20411

Re: Standing Against the King

You shouldve have known what happens to those that betray the Chaos Horde, for you have been part of many of huntings in your years as Marauder and shouldve been ready in mind, body and with your blade before you left. Either way, this matters little, for you will be hunted by The Warhounds and any...
by Occultus
2012-02-07
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Standing Against the King
Replies: 38
Views: 20411

Re: Standing Against the King

I THINK THIS DUM ORK BILE IS MORE UNEDUKATED THAN I EVIR AM