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by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-04-12
Forum: Game Rule Questions
Topic: War Action Notification
Replies: 13
Views: 5921

Re: War Action Notification

I want to offer my apologies to Snudge. I misunderstood the situation. I should have done this through him first and not posted on the boards. I was upset at the time and I did not have an accurate understanding of what had happened. Please accept my public apology.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-04-12
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: A Call to Arms...
Replies: 67
Views: 27661

Re: A Call to Arms...

So... iz dere actually a call to armz? Or iz diss a lot ov talk an' no killin'?

I'm finkin' dere ain't no killin'... an' dat's down right depressin'.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-04-10
Forum: Game Rule Questions
Topic: War Action Notification
Replies: 13
Views: 5921

Re: War Action Notification

No, the king has said that any nation can attack WAAAGH!!! if they want without his prior approval. This isn't an IC issue, this is an OOC issue. If a country is invading us, we need to be informed and we weren't. If a country is invading us and only one of my people is there, they should still be g...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-04-10
Forum: Game Rule Questions
Topic: War Action Notification
Replies: 13
Views: 5921

Re: War Action Notification

We lost a hex to undead and to Ched Nesad. We were not informed of Ched's attack.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-04-10
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: A Call to Arms...
Replies: 67
Views: 27661

Re: A Call to Arms...

Diss took me a long time da get froo. I killed three o' me readin' humies afore I could get froo diss squig slop. Lucky for da forf wun, 'ee reads fast. Eevur talk straight or kill each uvver. You know wut I 'eard when my humies wuz readin' diss? "Blah blah blah undead. Blah blah blah She-beast...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-04-10
Forum: Game Rule Questions
Topic: War Action Notification
Replies: 13
Views: 5921

War Action Notification

There was a war action against Waaagh during the Easter Darkon event. I received no notification that we were being attacked. The lone member of my country present at the event does not recall ever being told that our land was under attack. She was unaware of the attack by a fellow Darkon country an...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-04-10
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Attack on WAAAGH!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 3097

Re: Attack on WAAAGH!!!

So da Chaos Horde iz upholdin' da law an' order ov da king! Prolly out ov devotion an' duty an' stuff like dat. Downright honorable if you ask me.

See you gitz on da field!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-04-09
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Attack on WAAAGH!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 3097

Attack on WAAAGH!!!

Fer dose o' you lot 'oo don' know, sum gitz took sum land frum WAAAGH!!! at da last big party. I weren't dere an' I ain't got no gitz sayin' dey wuz comin' ta stomp us. I don' give a zog 'oo attacked us. I don' give a zog dat dey ain't said it all public like. I don't give a zog if dey got a big shi...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-03-27
Forum: General Forum
Topic: The Golden Apple of Discord
Replies: 5
Views: 3473

Re: The Golden Apple of Discord

I missed this one. I heard something about an apple, but I'm sad I missed out on the doing-something-stupid competition. Orks excell at that sort of thing.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-03-26
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Great Campout!
Replies: 17
Views: 6588

Re: Great Campout!

Overall, it was an awesome time! Sneaking into Nurgle Camp by climbing up the ravine to the unwalled portion of their fortification was delightful. We were caught, but Nurgle was so sure that the ravine was unassailable, they let one of our guys leave with their banner. They, of course killed and to...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-03-05
Forum: Proposal Discussion
Topic: Headband/Armband Survey
Replies: 41
Views: 18421

Re: Headband/Armband Survey

There's not much to metagame as a fighter. My rule is everyone dies to four hits to the torso. However, archers will absolutely avoid the orange headbands.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-03-04
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Pre-adventure info for next event...
Replies: 25
Views: 12163

Re: Pre-adventure info for next event...

For increased historical accuracy, we should require all players to have proper in-character vocabulary. That means no english words invented after the year 1699 or beyond your character's time period (check oed.org) Also, any non-english/common speaking characters should primarily be speaking their...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-02-28
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Undead activity - Reports for the King
Replies: 30
Views: 15738

Re: Undead activity - Reports for the King

Dem gitz wot wuz offerin' ta build towerz wuz talkin' at us too. Dey ain't trustworvy. Wouldn't say 'ow dey wuz gunna build da tower. Dey jest said dey 'ad "dere own methods". I told 'im ta leg it affore I killed 'im. Sounds like sneaky gittery ta me. Oh, anuvver important fing we found ou...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-02-16
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Da Bone Boyz' Invasion
Replies: 9
Views: 5407

Re: Da Bone Boyz' Invasion

We smashed da undead dat wuz squattin' on our land, but dey wuz jest a few. Not even enough ta match da mob dey killed when dey took da land. I'm finkin' maybe dose attacks were ta kill boyz an' make dere army bigga an' den dey left only sum runty gitz ta make us fink dey wuz gone.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-02-14
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Da Bone Boyz' Invasion
Replies: 9
Views: 5407

Re: Da Bone Boyz' Invasion

All I knowz iz undead wuz on me land and I 'eard dat uvver Darkon boyz were smashin' bone boyz too. When I showed up ta stomp da bone boyz, dere weren't dat many an' dey were grotty. Didn't look like a mob dat could stomp me boyz, so dat didn't make no sense. Dere wuz also da undead wot attacked da ...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-02-14
Forum: Links to Photos and Videos of Darkon
Topic: 02-12-12
Replies: 2
Views: 2319

Re: 02-12-12

Thanks for the pics!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-02-14
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Garb, Feb 12th
Replies: 53
Views: 21890

Re: Garb, Feb 12th

I haul around 8 tabbards, 3 cloaks and assorted belts, fabric and gloves for new folks coming into the country. Waaagh! tries to keep our newbies decent.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-02-14
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Da Bone Boyz' Invasion
Replies: 9
Views: 5407

Da Bone Boyz' Invasion

I wuz doin' sum finkin' an' out o' da kindness o' me 'eart, I fought I'd tell da rest o' you gitz. Ain't is weird dat we got dis big invasion o' undead an' den when we come to clear 'em out, dere's only piddly number o' grotty bone boyz? I fink sumfin' else iz goin on. I fink dere's sum sneaky gitte...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-02-07
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Royal Taxes
Replies: 8
Views: 5064

Re: Royal Taxes

I fink da king wants boyz ta fight, not gitz to bow. Not dat I eva did sumfin' on account o' what da king wanted.

You can kiss da king's shiny arse all ya like!! DOWN WIF DA GIT KING!!!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-02-05
Forum: In-Game Recruitment
Topic: WAAAAGH!!!
Replies: 0
Views: 3388

WAAAAGH!!!

QUIT MUCKIN' AROUND YOU LOT! IT'S TIME FER DA WAAAGH!!! Orkz from all over know dat dere's gunna be a right an propah Waaagh!!! Any boy wurf 'is green iz linin' up fer da biggest scrap da realm ever seen! If you wanna crash down on gitz wif da rest ov us, if you wan' ta fight an kill, if you fink ye...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-02-05
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Standing Against the King
Replies: 38
Views: 21131

Re: Standing Against the King

'Ow come you ain't come ta Slaughter Day if you so big an' stompy?
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-02-05
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Royal Taxes
Replies: 8
Views: 5064

Re: Royal Taxes

Waaagh! will pay taxes when orkz ain't green no more, Khorne 'as too many skullz an' Kodos smiles!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-01-31
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: SLAUGHTER DAY!!
Replies: 29
Views: 15604

Re: SLAUGHTER DAY!!

WAAAAAGH!!!

Dat wuz fun! We gotta do dat again sum time!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-01-31
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Standing Against the King
Replies: 38
Views: 21131

Re: Standing Against the King

Furst. I ain't got no muvver. Second. novels iz made up stuff. Furd. SHUT UP!

See you on da field, ya stupid git!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-01-31
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: To the Royal Court Nobles
Replies: 14
Views: 6927

Re: To the Royal Court Nobles

I ain't afraid o' deff an' I wuz spored ta fight. You bring yer boyz an' we'll see 'ooz da tuff boyz an' ooz da dead boyz. I ain't afraid o' you lot.

You boyz iz finally puttin' yer teef where yer mouf iz. Good.

I will see you lot on da field. NO MORE TALKIN'! ONLY KILLIN'!