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by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-01-31
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Standing Against the King
Replies: 38
Views: 21144

Re: Standing Against the King

'Spect? Why? 'Ow? Wut's 'ee dun dat's so great? I still ain't 'eard nor seen none of it!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-01-31
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: To the Royal Court Nobles
Replies: 14
Views: 6929

Re: To the Royal Court Nobles

IT'S ABOUT TIME! YOU LOT TAKE DA LONGEST TA BRING DA FIGHTIN'!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-01-31
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Standing Against the King
Replies: 38
Views: 21144

Re: Standing Against the King

(I hope he's okay. I look forward to his return.) The strong rule the weak? So the king rules because he is strong and you obey because you are weak? Consider the following: A servant is payed for his obedience. A slave is obedient for no pay. What is a being called who pays the master for the privi...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-01-30
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Standing Against the King
Replies: 38
Views: 21144

Standing Against the King

The following has been translated from Ork by the remaining human inhabitants in Waaagh! territory that are employed by Warboss Gutzmangul to improve human-ork communication and understanding. The complexity of orkish thought is often lost on humanity (and other races) because of the very succinct n...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-01-28
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Royal Decree - Open Court Jan 29th.
Replies: 44
Views: 19827

Re: Royal Decree - Open Court Jan 29th.

Wulfen Freki wrote:Gutz, I invite you to say those things in the presence of any of the kings subjects as opposed to on these missives.

I ain't never been quiet 'bout dis, so what're you talkin' 'bout?
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-01-28
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: SLAUGHTER DAY!!
Replies: 29
Views: 15612

Re: SLAUGHTER DAY!!

Ev'ryfing iz ready! We got all da bitz fer Slaughter Day an' I'm bringin' a good number o' boyz! See you lot on da blood soaked field!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-01-25
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Royal Decree - Open Court Jan 29th.
Replies: 44
Views: 19827

Re: Royal Decree - Open Court Jan 29th.

YER A COWARD AN' A GIT, DUBH! YOU COME DO IT YERSELF! YER HONOR BELONGS IN A DUNG HEAP ALONG WIF YER STUPID HAT!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-01-25
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Royal Decree - Open Court Jan 29th.
Replies: 44
Views: 19827

Re: Royal Decree - Open Court Jan 29th.

Jes cuz I talk simple, don't mean I talk stupid. An' da king iz fulla squig *! Ain't got nuffin' ta do wif 'ow rowdy me boyz are or 'ow fick our skullz iz. Da king got plenty o' rowdy an' stupid gitz wot like 'im. Imma spell dis out real simple-like: WE DON' LIKE DA KING AN' WE AIN'T COWARDLY GITZ A...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-01-19
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Royal Decree - Open Court Jan 29th.
Replies: 44
Views: 19827

Re: Royal Decree - Open Court Jan 29th.

Lemme get dis straight, git talk an' stupid insults aside: If me an me boyz show up, da king an' 'is gitz will try ta kill us, right?

Cuz if dat's so, dats da best invitation I eva got! Dis iz gunna be da best Slaughter Day eva!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-01-19
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: SLAUGHTER DAY!!
Replies: 29
Views: 15612

Re: SLAUGHTER DAY!!

YER INVITED!

Dere. You 'appy?

SO COME JOIN DA KILLIN'!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-01-17
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Roundtree 1/15/2012
Replies: 11
Views: 5699

Re: Roundtree 1/15/2012

Brought a new promising ork out and he had a blast! Round Tree is an excellent place to bring new people: smaller area, smaller numbers, less intimidating, more personal and it's easier to meet people. Lots of good fighting, a really fun icebreaker. I'm sorry I was already packing up when the good v...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-01-17
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: SLAUGHTER DAY!!
Replies: 29
Views: 15612

Re: SLAUGHTER DAY!!

Good. Glad we got dat straight. Bring wuteva gods you wan' an' we can 'ave ourselves a grand stompin' Slaughter Day!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-01-16
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: SLAUGHTER DAY!!
Replies: 29
Views: 15612

Re: SLAUGHTER DAY!!

We ain't doin' dis. We ain't gunna argue when dere's killin' ta be done! I talked to yer boss an' I said "Bring yer Khorne boyz and we'll fight fer da sake of fightin'." Den 'e said. "You wanna do dis fer land?" I said: "We can do dat sumtime, but I wanna do dis jest fer da ...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-01-16
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: SLAUGHTER DAY!!
Replies: 29
Views: 15612

SLAUGHTER DAY!!

The realm at large has been sent the following comunique in several different languages: ----------------------- ORKZ: WAAAAGH!!!! TIME FER SLAUGHTER DAY, YA LAZY GITZ! TIME TA SHOW GORK AN' MORK DAT WE'Z DA TOUGHEST BOYZ DERE IZ! ----------------------- Chaos: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!! ----------...