Search found 139 matches

by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-02-15
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Thanx
Replies: 31
Views: 10678

Re: Thanx

Also, if you are backstabbed by a loud, brightly colored ork, that is also your own fault. Line fighting, skirmishing, one-on-one fights, back stabbing, charging, grappling... can any be said to be "better"? You should know how to do all of them. As Warboss Gutzmangul, I favor the charge, ...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-02-11
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Thanx
Replies: 31
Views: 10678

Re: Thanx

Roundtree is actually one of the shorter trips for the Orks.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-02-11
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Thanx
Replies: 31
Views: 10678

Re: Thanx

I noticed you learning weapons marshal stuff. Thanks for contributing!

The orks had lots of fun at the event. Our younguns really enjoyed themselves and want to come back. The field was lumpy and muddy, but I saw no dog poo... I, in fact, never see dog poo at Roundtree.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-02-08
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Open Letter to the Realm from Lord Dubh
Replies: 54
Views: 23510

Re: Open Letter to the Realm from Lord Dubh

You don' like 'avin' a 'ead much, do ya?
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-02-07
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Open Letter to the Realm from Lord Dubh
Replies: 54
Views: 23510

Re: Open Letter to the Realm from Lord Dubh

Yer learnin', but you ain't dere. Ya don' need a reason ta fight. Fightin'z da point. Fightin' an' killin' iz wut orkz wuz born ta do. And it ain't cuz we don' like ya, it ain't cuz we 'ate ya, it ain't cuz yer god'z stupid an' ourz iz best (even do dey iz), it ain't cuz we wan' loot an' it ain't cu...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-02-05
Forum: Links to Photos and Videos of Darkon
Topic: Oregon Ridge 1-27-13
Replies: 4
Views: 5001

Re: Oregon Ridge 1-27-13

Thanks for pics! They look great!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-02-05
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Open Letter to the Realm from Lord Dubh
Replies: 54
Views: 23510

Re: Open Letter to the Realm from Lord Dubh

Ev'rywun alwayz agreez wif me. When'll you lot learn dat I'm alwayz right?
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-02-04
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Open Letter to the Realm from Lord Dubh
Replies: 54
Views: 23510

Re: Open Letter to the Realm from Lord Dubh

You lot fink too much on 'splainin' yerselves. I killed Slindar wheneva me blade could reach 'im, eevur sneaky-like or on da field an' yellin'. Yer gunna do wut yer gonna do. Kill anyone 'oo don' like it. Kill anyone 'oo don' like you. I din' like Slindar. Some o' you lot don' like Cailen. We fight,...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-01-31
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Muffins and baked good are ...good <3
Replies: 8
Views: 5095

Re: Muffins and baked good are ...good <3

Wut'r 'muffins'? Dey anyfing like squig puffs?
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-01-30
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Open Letter to the Realm from Lord Dubh
Replies: 54
Views: 23510

Re: Open Letter to the Realm from Lord Dubh

Ain't no git my superior. Da king callz me 'bruvver', an' I treat 'im as me own bruvver, I 'spect 'im as me bruvver. I speak fer da king cuz I want to, not cuz anywun'z boss o' me. You say "Chief 'Erald done zogged up", yer eevur talkin'' ta me or da king. I'm dun talkin'. Darkon don' need...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-01-30
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Open Letter to the Realm from Lord Dubh
Replies: 54
Views: 23510

Re: Open Letter to the Realm from Lord Dubh

I ain't 'pologizin' ter Bendore. 'Specially when I'm sayin' troof when 'eez speakin' lies! Eevur 'ees lyin' fer sayin' dis stuff or 'eez a stupid git fer sayin' it wifout talkin' to you, Warlord Cailen. Comin' out an' bad moufin' yer court to da rest 'o Darkon makes us look like gits an' makes you l...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-01-30
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Open Letter to the Realm from Lord Dubh
Replies: 54
Views: 23510

Re: Open Letter to the Realm from Lord Dubh

YOU SHUT YER UGLY FACE, BENDORE! I wuz dere an' I talked at da king meself! 'E told me dere weren't gunna be a court! No one tol' me diffren'. I wuz in contact wiv da king, tryin' ta make clear wut 'ee needed from me an' I weren't told nuffin' 'cept wut I jest said 'ere. Learn stuff afore you say st...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-01-28
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: In Search of....
Replies: 19
Views: 8539

Re: In Search of....

Cuz ev'rywun else in Darkon iz upstandin' an' trustworvy. Tell, me I'll get paid if I find 'im alive an' I'll bring 'im to ya alive. Yer tellin' me I'm only gunna get paid if I bring 'im dead, well dat's jest stupid. Maybe ya wanna change fingz a bit so ya don' end up payin' fer someone ta snik da p...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-01-28
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: In Search of....
Replies: 19
Views: 8539

Re: In Search of....

Got it, bring 'im ta you if 'eez dead. Kill 'im an' bring 'im ta you if 'ee ain't dead. Dat's da only way ta be sure ya get paid!

'Ow come Snudge iz gunna pay people dat kill 'im? I knew 'ee weren't da smartest ork, but dis iz downright weird...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-01-28
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: In Search of....
Replies: 19
Views: 8539

Re: In Search of....

So... we only get dis reward if we bringz 'im to ya dead, right? If 'ee ain't dead, an' we find 'im, den dere's no reward?
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2013-01-16
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Aquilonia likes elves now?
Replies: 22
Views: 11227

Re: Aquilonia likes elves now?

Troll... huh... I don't fink I ain't never killed a troll afore. I'll add dat ta me list!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-12-14
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Aquilonia likes elves now?
Replies: 22
Views: 11227

Re: Aquilonia likes elves now?

I am Warboss Gutzmangul! I am 'Ead yella to King Cailen, smartest two-legs in all Darkon, Warboss of WAAAGH GUTZMANGUL!!! I kill dragons when I'z bored! I slaughter giants cuz dey fink dere bigga den me! I stomp my way froo da realm, killin' wut I want, fearin' nuffin'! An' you... I ain't neve 'eard...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-12-12
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Aquilonia likes elves now?
Replies: 22
Views: 11227

Re: Aquilonia likes elves now?

Dey live long? Coulda fooled me. I see 'em dyin' all da time... usually cuz I'm bashin' dere 'eadz in!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-12-11
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Aquilonia likes elves now?
Replies: 22
Views: 11227

Re: Aquilonia likes elves now?

No one lissenz ter runty gitz 'oo iz too scared ter show dere ugly faces!

You ain't got no place tellin' no one 'oo dey ought ter be killin' if yer bein' all hidey an' grotty about it. Zog off!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-12-04
Forum: General Forum
Topic: World Plot 2013
Replies: 40
Views: 16611

Re: World Plot 2013

I like the notion of tying in the world plot to raising those new Islands Cailen is talking about IC. Possibly bringing up something unexpected. Treasure? Doom? Neat Dungeons to explore? Who knows?
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-11-26
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Service to the Crown
Replies: 103
Views: 44282

Re: Service to the Crown

Lord Valfryn wrote:The ork is correct. Regardless of trivialities, our defense was unsuccessful and their assault was legitimate.

Stop agreein' wif me... It's weird.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-11-26
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Service to the Crown
Replies: 103
Views: 44282

Re: Service to the Crown

To the "warboss": I ain't never lost to a ork 'oo wuz tryin' ta be Warboss 'stead o' me. Neither did Slindar lose to Cailen when he tried to take the throne from him, Warboss. Cailen tried to beat Slindar man to man and lost... Our process for exacting the kingship seems very similar to y...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-11-23
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Service to the Crown
Replies: 103
Views: 44282

Re: Service to the Crown

Mork forbid dat a king get's ta be king cuz 'eez good at leadin' gitz.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-11-22
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Service to the Crown
Replies: 103
Views: 44282

Re: Service to the Crown

If a warboss can't lead 'is WAAAGH!!! ta vict'ry 'gainst a uppity nob, den 'ee ain't got no business bein' warboss. Da same goes fer kingz. Slindar couldn' win wif all 'is boyz, den 'ee ain't got no business bein' king. If you don' like it, do sumfin' about it 'sidez whinin'! Then how come you are ...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-11-21
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Service to the Crown
Replies: 103
Views: 44282

Re: Service to the Crown

If a warboss can't lead 'is WAAAGH!!! ta vict'ry 'gainst a uppity nob, den 'ee ain't got no business bein' warboss. Da same goes fer kingz. Slindar couldn' win wif all 'is boyz, den 'ee ain't got no business bein' king. If you don' like it, do sumfin' about it 'sidez whinin'!