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by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-11-21
Forum: Links to Photos and Videos of Darkon
Topic: Bellum Photos
Replies: 4
Views: 4868

Re: Bellum Photos

Awesome photos! I always appreciate it when people take the time and effort to make awesome memories for Darkon.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-11-16
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Court Etiquette and Protocol
Replies: 15
Views: 8088

Re: Court Etiquette and Protocol

See, da only way you knowed about wut 'appened on da field is cuz da boyz on our side told ya. CUZ YOU WUZ DEAD!

See you on da field too!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-11-15
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Court Etiquette and Protocol
Replies: 15
Views: 8088

Re: Court Etiquette and Protocol

Did you miss da part when we stomped you lot an' took da crown fer Cailen?
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-11-15
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Now where did I put my eyes...
Replies: 9
Views: 4957

Re: Now where did I put my eyes...

'Ooeva did it, if dere gettin' boss stomped fer pokin' eyes out, den Slindar an' all 'is boyz 'oo wuz pokin' out mage eyes bettah be gettin' da same fing. Uvverwise, jest kill each uvver an' let Gork an Mork figger out 'ooz right an' ooz dead.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-11-14
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Now where did I put my eyes...
Replies: 9
Views: 4957

Re: Now where did I put my eyes...

Huh... dat's weird. I din' see no one cuttin' bitz off when we wuz trompin' froo da castle. Maybe you'z cursed.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-11-14
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Coronation November 18th
Replies: 5
Views: 3166

Re: Coronation November 18th

Cailen ain't boss o' me, an' 'ee ain't tryin' ta be boss o' me. 'Ee ain't tryin' ta be boss o' anyone. 'Ee said kingz iz 'ere ta serve da realm an not 'ave da realm serve 'im. I 'elped overfrow Slindar cuz 'ee tried ta be boss over ev'ry git an' I'd do it ta Cailen da moment 'ee gives me orderz or d...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-11-13
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Coronation November 18th
Replies: 5
Views: 3166

Re: Coronation November 18th

Orkz ain't got no leashez. King Cailen said dat orkz can do wut dey want an' no wunz gunna be boss ov us 'cept me, so dats good. 'Ee also said I could yell stuff ta gitz wot needz yellin' an' dat soundz like fun too.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-11-13
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Riot in the Kingdom
Replies: 7
Views: 4273

Re: Riot in the Kingdom

Talk iz talk 'til it 'appenz.

Wut's a "riot" anywayz? Dat like a humie WAAAGH!? Soundz runty.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-11-08
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Court Etiquette and Protocol
Replies: 15
Views: 8088

Re: Court Etiquette and Protocol

Humies an' uvver races got diff'rent bitz. Dey got boyz an' gurlz. Orkz ain't got bitz, so we'z all boyz. It'z 'ard fer us ta tell da diff'rence in uvver races 'tween gurlz an' boyz, so we ain't got diff'rent wordz for 'em. Dats why you'z "Boss" Keira. You gives da orders, but you don' do ...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-11-07
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Court Etiquette and Protocol
Replies: 15
Views: 8088

Re: Court Etiquette and Protocol

Orks talk more simple den dis.

If you'z in charge of a country or you got yerself a nob title, den yer "Boss" or "Big Boss" or "Warboss".

Kingz iz called "Warlord", but I sumtimez callz 'em "King" so gitz know 'oo O'm talkin' about.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-11-06
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Crown War - Aftermath
Replies: 23
Views: 8977

Re: Crown War - Aftermath

I had an awesome time as did the rest of the orks that came out. Weathering the brutal charge on the field was probably one of the most exhilirating things I've ever felt on a Darkon battlefield. The chaos of battle had never been more palpable. The seige battle was a fight of attrition. It was long...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-10-25
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: In light of the Crown War....
Replies: 77
Views: 29152

Re: In light of the Crown War....

Guess dat depends on wot you fink 'sneaky gittery' is. See, I fink dat gettin' da realm ta follow 'im in return for titles an' promises o' power iz gittish. Den, when da king 'ad enuff boyz, 'ee started makin' lawz dat said anyone 'oo din' follow da king wuz a git. Maybe dat's too complicated. I fou...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-10-23
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Campout Stuff: ORK CHILI!
Replies: 14
Views: 7106

Re: Campout Stuff: ORK CHILI!

Fanks! It's weird ta be da smartest git in Darkon. I wonder wot dat sez 'bout da rest o' Darkon...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-10-23
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: In light of the Crown War....
Replies: 77
Views: 29152

Re: In light of the Crown War....

Since bein' named da smartest git in Darkon by a buncha respectable types wiv shiney 'ats, I seen fit ter add me wisdom to da issue o' da crown war:

DA KING'S A GIT!

Dat, an' I ain't surprised dat a king 'oo ruled froo sneaky gittery iz now losin' all 'is allies dat 'ee got froo sneaky gittery.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-10-22
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Campout Stuff: ORK CHILI!
Replies: 14
Views: 7106

Re: Campout Stuff: ORK CHILI!

Da chilli went great! O'm doin' it again in da Spring!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-10-22
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Albion?
Replies: 7
Views: 4107

Re: Albion?

Yeah, there's a thing that happened with that. Talk to your king. He's probably the best one to fill you in.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-10-18
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Campout Stuff: ORK CHILI!
Replies: 14
Views: 7106

Re: Campout Stuff: ORK CHILI!

Jest so you lot know if it weren't clear: Ork Chili will 'appen at da Naughty Nymph Saturday night before pit fights n stuff.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-10-18
Forum: General Forum
Topic: What's so imprtant about Elders?
Replies: 5
Views: 2596

Re: What's so imprtant about Elders?

Yes, people are more likely to cheat when there are things on the line.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-10-16
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: Campout Stuff: ORK CHILI!
Replies: 14
Views: 7106

Campout Stuff: ORK CHILI!

Iz you da biggest an' baddest uv dem all? Can you kill all da gitz ya wan' wiffout even breakin' a sweat? Iz you da stompiest an' choppiest in all Darkon? Well, den dis campout, you need ta go all in wif ORK CHILI! Us boyz in WAAAGH!!! grind up da finest squigs fer chili an' add a good bit o' flame ...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-10-16
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: The time has come for a Crown War to let the people chose
Replies: 71
Views: 28369

Re: The time has come for a Crown War to let the people chos

Frush, I ain't never 'ad no reason ta disrespect yer. Even dough yer a git in da king's guard. Yer a good fighter an you don' act like ya fart gold dust. I'm talkin' bout dem gitz wot sez deyz all 'bout honor an' stuff, but I knowz dey broke honor wiv friendz and country. Jest sayin', I ain't never ...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-10-16
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: The time has come for a Crown War to let the people chose
Replies: 71
Views: 28369

Re: The time has come for a Crown War to let the people chos

Like you lot never made two promises an' den couldn't keep bowf! Actin' like even yer droppinz gotta 'alo round 'em an shine wif 'oly light! Zog it all ta zog! If we're goin' round braggin' 'bout oo'z keepin' more promises den 'oo, I win da zoggin' troof prize, CUZ I ALWAYZ DO WUT I SAY AN' I AIN'T ...
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-10-10
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: The time has come for a Crown War to let the people chose
Replies: 71
Views: 28369

Re: The time has come for a Crown War to let the people chos

O'm done talkin'. I'll see you lot on da field. We'll see 'ooz right an' 'ooz dead!
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-10-09
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: The time has come for a Crown War to let the people chose
Replies: 71
Views: 28369

Re: The time has come for a Crown War to let the people chos

-Inox- wrote:
Warboss Gutzmangul wrote:If you fink Cailen ain't got honor, yer blind, stupid an ya got yer head shoved up a squiggoth's dung hole.


I am not especially surprised that reading comprehension eludes you.

Yer quibblin' 'bout honor ain't ya? Or din' you read wut you wrote eevur?
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-10-09
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: The time has come for a Crown War to let the people chose
Replies: 71
Views: 28369

Re: The time has come for a Crown War to let the people chos

If you fink Cailen ain't got honor, yer blind, stupid an ya got yer head shoved up a squiggoth's dung hole.
by Warboss Gutzmangul
2012-10-08
Forum: In-Character Forum
Topic: The time has come for a Crown War to let the people chose
Replies: 71
Views: 28369

Re: The time has come for a Crown War to let the people chos

Da orkz stan' wif Warboss Cailen an' it ain't just cuz da king's a great big git 'oo finks 'ee can make da orkz bow. No. I used ta fink dat da strong killed an' da weak died an' dat wuz all dere wuz. I wuz boss cuz I killed ev'ry git 'oo said dey wuz boss. But Boss Cailen iz diff'rent an' bein' king...