Campout Stuff: ORK CHILI!

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Warboss Gutzmangul
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Campout Stuff: ORK CHILI!

Post by Warboss Gutzmangul » 2012-10-16

Iz you da biggest an' baddest uv dem all? Can you kill all da gitz ya wan' wiffout even breakin' a sweat? Iz you da stompiest an' choppiest in all Darkon? Well, den dis campout, you need ta go all in wif ORK CHILI!

Us boyz in WAAAGH!!! grind up da finest squigs fer chili an' add a good bit o' flame to da taste. But beans, squigs an' burny sauce ain't enough. We need ev'ry scrap ov wuteva you want in dis pot so dis iz 'ow you get some ORK CHILI:

1) Pay me 1 gold. I don' like countin' 'igher den one. 1 gold as much chili as ya can eat, 'til I runz out.

2) Ya can add somfing to da pot if ya pay da gold.

3) If ya add somefing to da pot, ya gotta eat a bowlful. NO ADDIN' LOTSA BURNY STUFF AN DEN BUGGERIN' OFF! YOU PUT IT IN, YOU GOTTA EAT IT!

4) I'm eatin' wuteva you lot put in too, so don' fink I'm sum PANZEE 'oo only cooks!

((If the orky talk is a little confusing, I'll put it in plain English: I'm going to bring a big pot and have the basic ingredients for chili. People are encouraged to bring their own ingredients to add to the pot. 1 gold lets you add an ingredient and gets you as much chili as you can eat as long as the chili lasts. No adding something and then not eating it. No adding things that aren't edible or will make people sick. If you have complicated allergies, you probably shouldn't eat the chili as I may be tipsy and won't remember everything that went into the chili. Could this get disgusting? Yep. But that's up to you Darkon.

Also, I'd like to have this set up at the Naughty Nymph if they'll have me. I have contacted GG about that possibility. If they decline to allow me to do that, I'll be set up in ork camp or possibly in another camp if there are scant orks.))

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Re: Campout Stuff: ORK CHILI!

Post by DrSquirrel » 2012-10-16

Talking with boss dwarf about the idea and he says you can do it.
Something something kindred something

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Re: Campout Stuff: ORK CHILI!

Post by Occultus » 2012-10-16

I'M OKAY WIT SUPPLYIN ORK MEAT FOR ORK CHILI

SHOW ME WHERE ORKS ARE. I GET ORK MEAT.
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Re: Campout Stuff: ORK CHILI!

Post by Guy The Bloodied » 2012-10-17

*flipping through a small and rather ugly looking book entitled "ORK FOR GITS"*

Your pardon, my Ork is a little rusty these days...where is the damn...("my hovercraft is full of eels"? When would I ever need to say that in Ork...?) ah! Here it is!

*ahem*
ME AND MY BOYZ LUVS DA CHILI. I'MA BRING SUM BOYZ AND WE'Z GON HELP MAKE DAT CHILI PROPA! WE'Z IZ GUNNA EATS AND EATS AND FIGHTS AND EATS WITH YOUR BOYZ. NUFFIN GOES WITH CHILI LIKE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
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Re: Campout Stuff: ORK CHILI!

Post by Thrush Svartehjertet » 2012-10-17

Chili for Orks, brilliant. If my limited interaction with them teaches me anything, to them, red = better/faster/stronger, and it makes you have gas... Chili is a win win win for Orks... Don't stand behind Orks this weekend, check.

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Post by Warboss Gutzmangul » 2012-10-18

Jest so you lot know if it weren't clear: Ork Chili will 'appen at da Naughty Nymph Saturday night before pit fights n stuff.

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Post by Thrush Svartehjertet » 2012-10-19

So come make sure you load up your "afterburners" for pit fights... lol

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Post by Kobalos » 2012-10-19

I plan on bringing some habanero peppers for my addition--how many make it in the pot will be determined by the size of said pot.

A friend of a friend has more ghost chilis than he knows what to do with, but I can't get to them in time. I definitely thought of you, Thrush, when the conversation came up ;)
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Post by Snudge » 2012-10-19

I'll be there to assist
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Post by Thrush Svartehjertet » 2012-10-19

Sadly I used the last of my Chocolate Congo peppers... that would have been silly...

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Post by Warboss Gutzmangul » 2012-10-22

Da chilli went great! O'm doin' it again in da Spring!

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Post by fingers630 » 2012-10-23

Congrats on the debate crown sir Ork.
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Post by Kobalos » 2012-10-23

The chili was great--thanks for coming up with that!

GG's chili, and the rest of the Naughty Nymph fare, was also excellent as always. Thanks Kindred!
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Post by Thrush Svartehjertet » 2012-10-23

Seconded, both notes.

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Re: Campout Stuff: ORK CHILI!

Post by Warboss Gutzmangul » 2012-10-23

Fanks! It's weird ta be da smartest git in Darkon. I wonder wot dat sez 'bout da rest o' Darkon...

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