Something....fishy.....

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fingers630
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Something....fishy.....

Post by fingers630 » 2013-02-26

Every nation of Darkon has noticed ships have gone missing from your various fleets, usually fishing boats or trader vessels, but on occasion even smaller military vessels have failed to report in as of late (don't worry this doesnt effect your actual amount of ships in game).

At lease one survivor has been found in each of your countries, barely coherent, and speaking of "Great tendrils of death, shooting up from the icy depths, and crashing down on the ship, and carrying off the crew to the abyss."

Beyond that, no matter what method is used, the victim is far too traumatized to elaborate further.



(Any nation wishing to investigate this matter further, please PM me what you wish to do...)

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Re: Something....fishy.....

Post by Amazing_Iltztafein » 2013-02-26

(posting here to keep it in one topic, not as a reply, though)

As a parazoologist, I am highly interested to find out more about this possibly unknown species of marine creature that has been attacking vessels in our lands. In my many years spent in the north, neither myself nor my Brothers in The Empyrean came across anything even remotely resembling what has been described by the harangued sailors of this realm.

If anybody learns anything and would be willing to share, we can have a meeting of minds and put things together.
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Re: Something....fishy.....

Post by Warboss Gutzmangul » 2013-02-26

"Dere's stuff bigger den dragons wot can eat 'ole shipz an' stuff!?"

Warboss Gutzmangul grabs his choppa and begins sprinting to the sea, bellowing as he runs.

"DERE'Z STUFF TA KILL! SOME GIT TEACH ME TA SWIM!!"

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Re: Something....fishy.....

Post by Gor Strayhorn » 2013-02-26

If any person finds a way harness these creatures as a form of locomotion, I would pay greatly.
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Re: Something....fishy.....

Post by Thrush Svartehjertet » 2013-02-28

If anyone has multiple tons of batter making ingredients, and about 4 tons of oil, please send a messenger.


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Re: Something....fishy.....

Post by fingers630 » 2013-02-28

Multiple countries have begun launching ships to investigate this possible threat. A lone Ork was seen shaking his fist at the end of a pier, complaining about no boats, and needing a ride.
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Re: Something....fishy.....

Post by Thrush Svartehjertet » 2013-02-28

Also, lemons. I need 1 ton of lemons.

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Re: Something....fishy.....

Post by fingers630 » 2013-03-05

At least a dozen ships are in the nearby vacinity, circling and searching. One ship breaks off slightly from its mate, and begins launching individuals at the others. To those of you who have a ship in the area, the following applies:

The heavily armed ship fires hordling-envoys at the other vessels using ballistas with a letter nailed into their foreheads.
These letters read,
"Hail from Ched Nasad. Find anything interesting in the waters yet?"
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Re: Something....fishy.....

Post by fingers630 » 2013-03-06

To those of you with a ship in the area, the following applies:

Delivered by seagulls and other such creatures, you receive the following message: "The Confederate Privateers of the BAMC have not yet seen the rumored sea monster however we are always open to contracting to hunt down/cook/capture/kill/experiment on the aforementioned nautical obstruction should it surface, feel free to tie a message/contractual offer to whatever creature delivers this message and we will handle your concerns expediently"
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Re: Something....fishy.....

Post by fingers630 » 2013-03-07

Aboard the "Three Toed Pelican", personal ship of Archmage Fingers
Warboss Gutzmangul looks over the messy missive, he and his boyz having hitched a ride with the most honest and trustworthy Fingers. He looks over to a taut line trailing behind the ship. He gives the line a tug and bedraggled grot breaks the surface of the water, gasping for air and screaming panicked protests. Gutzmangul casually flings the line back into the sea and then bellows out to the other ships.

"WE AIN'T FOUND NUFFIN' YET! NOT EVEN A ZOGGIN' NIBBLE!" the Warboss pauses in consideration. "AND FANKS FER DA SNACK!"
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Re: Something....fishy.....

Post by fingers630 » 2013-03-20

Bells begin to ring from one of the vessels as someone begins shouting. The voice is a bit muffled due to the noise of the approaching giant vessel from the West.
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Re: Something....fishy.....

Post by fingers630 » 2013-03-24

Cries of alarm go up from the various ships as another ship, as colossal as the first begins to approach from the East....
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Re: Something....fishy.....

Post by fingers630 » 2013-04-01

As the two giangantic ships take up positions opposing one another, all other vessels begin to be unexplicably pulled towards one of the two vessels....

As you get closer you see various representatives from various Darkonian Countries already manning the railings, weapons primed and ready.
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Re: Something....fishy.....

Post by fingers630 » 2013-04-01

Gutzmangul shouts out to the passing ship.

"You lot huntin' fer giant sea gitz or iz you lot lookin' fer a fight!?"

As he's speaking, he's motioning for his boyz to get ready to board the gigantic ship.
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Re: Something....fishy.....

Post by muffin » 2013-04-01

Pinches my sea crab pet says he saw something large an squiggly in the sea eating large fish that carry humans from place to place. ( Um, I think he meant boats) .....Pinches, you better not be telling me fake information or I'll have you steamed! Other than baked goods and sushi, steamed crabs are my most fave food ever...! However, if there is this large squiggly thing ..I hope it's not of hentai fables o_o;

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Re: Something....fishy.....

Post by PadreCaedes » 2013-04-04

"Alright...look here ladies and gents. Strap on your heaviest armor and into the water with you. We got us a GIANT fish to slay. After all, we live for the slaughter, and this will be a most glorious death. Giant Slayers! Step into the deep! Younglings, maybe you'll earn your stripes with the guild if you survive this mess."

The waiting combatants of Ched Nasad set to work arming and armoring themselves, almost mechanically they step off the deck and into the water. Two by two they fall into the murky deep, only the navigators remaining behind on board to take the two ships back to their home port.
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