WAAAAGH!!!

[Warboss Gutzmangul]

QUIT MUCKIN' AROUND YOU LOT! IT'S TIME FER DA WAAAGH!!!

Orkz from all over know dat dere's gunna be a right an propah Waaagh!!! Any boy wurf 'is green iz linin' up fer da biggest scrap da realm ever seen! If you wanna crash down on gitz wif da rest ov us, if you wan' ta fight an kill, if you fink yer da biggest an' meanest, den you wanna join da WAAAAAGH!!!!

Anyone can show up if deyz orky enuff! Smash! Bash! Stomp! Chop! Kill! If you can fight an' kill, den dere's a place fer you in Waaagh!

Come talk at us if you wanna join! Or do da magic secret message fingy!