{"id":1319,"date":"2014-03-29T05:53:19","date_gmt":"2014-03-29T05:53:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.darkon.org\/?p=1319"},"modified":"2014-03-29T05:53:19","modified_gmt":"2014-03-29T05:53:19","slug":"the-squiggoth-and-the-boulder-by-warboss-gutzmangul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/2014\/03\/29\/the-squiggoth-and-the-boulder-by-warboss-gutzmangul\/","title":{"rendered":"The Squiggoth and the Boulder &#8211; by Warboss Gutzmangul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wp.darkon.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/WAAAGH52d836f6ddb64.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-427 aligncenter\" alt=\"WAAAGH52d836f6ddb64.png\" src=\"http:\/\/wp.darkon.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/WAAAGH52d836f6ddb64.png\" width=\"90\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In order to keep the enormous boulder from being used by an overenthusiastic underling,Warboss Gutzmangul saw to it that it was fed to the largest Squiggoth his runt herds had ever bred. Gutzmangul curiously wondered what would happen when it came time for the Squiggoth to pass that stone. He grinned at the thought.<\/p>\n<p>But there were more pressing matters.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo \u2018oo else iz on Big Boss Frym\u2019s side?\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Grum, the ork loota and scout stepped forward.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDere wuz two uvvers wot got magick roks, boss. Dere\u2019s da wunz dat used to be silly\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWut? \u2018Oo?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou know, Dem Ex-silly-uns.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh yeah, dem purple gitz wiv da shields and da shiny faces.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDen dem drow gitz got one.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh good zog\u2026 Chosen Blood an\u2019 da Silly-uns. Dat\u2019s it!?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Grum nodded and then went back to staring idly at his collection of shiny things and occasionally clubbing grots that wandered too close. Warboss Gutzmangul didn\u2019t seem phased.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEh\u2026 we dun stupider stuff with less afore\u2026 Whateva! GET DA BOYZ! WAAAGH FER FRYM AN DA BIG ROK! GOOD OL&#8217; ROK! DAT BEATZ EVERYFING!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In order to keep the enormous boulder from being used<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ba-iii-adventure","category-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}