{"id":1388,"date":"2014-04-09T01:09:36","date_gmt":"2014-04-09T01:09:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.darkon.org\/?p=1388"},"modified":"2014-04-09T01:09:36","modified_gmt":"2014-04-09T01:09:36","slug":"kapn-krumps-privateers-adapted-from-barretts-privateers-by-gimzod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/2014\/04\/09\/kapn-krumps-privateers-adapted-from-barretts-privateers-by-gimzod\/","title":{"rendered":"“Kap’n Krump’s Privateers.” Adapted from “Barrett’s Privateers” by Gimzod"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"WAAAGH\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Oh, the year was not so long ago:
\nHow I wish I was with the Warboss now…
\nOrders were passed down from the nob,
\nto pilot the pirate vessel owned by Waaagh!
\nOh, Zog it all!<\/p>\n

I was told we’d sail the seas for Chosen Blood’s gold.
\nWe would chop those gitz, but Ched was near,
\nso now we’re broken Orkz on a Waaaghian pier,
\nthe last of Cap’n Krump’s privateers.<\/p>\n

Oh, Nob Squig’ead cried the fort:
\nHow I wish I was with the Warboss now…
\nFor many, many lots of new Ork boyz
\nFor the Cap’n’s crew, to follow his ploys.
\nOh, Zog it all!<\/p>\n

I was told we’d sail the seas for Chosen Blood’s gold.
\nWe would chop those gitz, but Ched was near,
\nso now we’re broken Orkz on a Waaaghian pier,
\nthe last of Cap’n Krump’s privateers.<\/p>\n

Now the Cap’n’s ship was a sickening sight:
\nHow I wish I was with the Warboss now…
\nShe’d list to the port and her sail’s in rags
\nAnd the orks in the kitchen with the squigs in bags.
\nOh, Zog it all!<\/p>\n

I was told we’d sail the seas for Chosen Blood’s gold.
\nWe would chop those gitz, but Ched was near,
\nso now we’re broken Orkz on a Waaaghian pier,
\nthe last of Cap’n Krump’s privateers.<\/p>\n

The Boss’s sporin’ day we sailed away.
\nHow I wish I was with the Warboss now…
\nWe were 97 days to their Capitol
\nDue to paddles broken and laughable!
\nOh, Zog it all!<\/p>\n

I was told we’d sail the seas for Chosen Blood’s gold.
\nWe would chop those gitz, but Ched was near,
\nso now we’re broken Orkz on a Waaaghian pier,
\nthe last of Cap’n Krump’s privateers.<\/p>\n

On the 98th day we got in sight…
\nHow I wish I was with the Warboss now…
\nWhen two big cruisers hove in sight
\nSeeing Chosen Blood’s sign, I knew our plight
\nSo, Zog it all!<\/p>\n

I was told we’d sail the seas for Chosen Blood’s gold.
\nWe would chop those gitz, but Ched was near,
\nso now we’re broken Orkz on a Waaaghian pier,
\nthe last of Cap’n Krump’s privateers.<\/p>\n

The first black ship pulled 21 knots
\nHow I wish I was with the warboss now…
\nWe measured our prey, goblins bailing out
\nBefore I went to turn the boat about
\nOh, Zog it all!<\/p>\n

I was told we’d sail the seas for Chosen Blood’s gold.
\nWe would chop those gitz, but Ched was near,
\nso now we’re broken Orkz on a Waaaghian pier,
\nthe last of Cap’n Krump’s privateers.<\/p>\n

We turned to port, ballista in range.
\nHow I wish I was with the Warboss now…
\nOur pointy squigs fell into the blue
\nWhile the drowish bolts flew right and true,
\nSo, Zog it all!<\/p>\n

I was told we’d sail the seas for Chosen Blood’s gold.
\nWe would chop those gitz, but Ched was near,
\nso now we’re broken Orkz on a Waaaghian pier,
\nthe last of Cap’n Krump’s privateers.<\/p>\n

Now the ship caught fire and the deck lit aflame
\nHow I wish I was with the Warboss now…
\nA Chedian ship blew out our sides
\nAnd the Cap’n’s vessel fell beneath the tides
\nSo Zog it all!<\/p>\n

I was told we’d sail the seas for Chosen Blood’s gold.
\nWe would chop those gitz, but Ched was near,
\nso now we’re broken Orkz on a Waaaghian pier,
\nthe last of Cap’n Krump’s privateers.<\/p>\n

So here I am back on the shore
\nNow I wish I wasn’t with the Warboss now…
\nHe smashed me face and took me teeth
\nAnd swore the Drow a swift defeat
\nBut Zog it all!<\/p>\n

I was told we’d sail the seas for Chosen Blood’s gold.
\nWe would chop those gitz, but Ched was near,
\nso I’m a broken Ork on a Waaaghian pier,
\nthe last of Cap’n Krump’s privateers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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