{"id":1671,"date":"2014-07-29T20:46:40","date_gmt":"2014-07-30T00:46:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.darkon.org\/?p=1671"},"modified":"2014-07-29T20:46:40","modified_gmt":"2014-07-30T00:46:40","slug":"the-queen-of-the-goblins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/2014\/07\/29\/the-queen-of-the-goblins\/","title":{"rendered":"The Queen of the Goblins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #141823;\">The Queen of the Goblins!<\/span><\/h1>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #141823;\"> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1672 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/45.79.102.232\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Queen-of-Gobos-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Queen of Gobos\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Queen-of-Gobos-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Queen-of-Gobos.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/>Sadly her reign, like her horns, was\u00a0cut short..<\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>&#8220;<span style=\"color: #141823;\" data-reactid=\".4m.1:3:1:$comment10152524888687034_10152527127772034:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.0\"><span data-reactid=\".4m.1:3:1:$comment10152524888687034_10152527127772034:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.0.$end:0:$0:0\">Long long ago in yesterday, I faced many pink skins. It was a much epic tale. They came at me from the left. Then they came at me from du&#8217;uther left. There were 2, and 2, and 2 more, and . . . 1. Chibs beyond count! One biggun took my horn with a ghaal<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #141823;\" data-reactid=\".4m.1:3:1:$comment10152524888687034_10152527127772034:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3\"><span data-reactid=\".4m.1:3:1:$comment10152524888687034_10152527127772034:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0\"><span data-reactid=\".4m.1:3:1:$comment10152524888687034_10152527127772034:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$0:0\">\u00a0blow! It ouched my helmet. But then Napalm Nix threw a big badda BOOM stick and the pinkies go kablooey! All sticky tasties and wobbly bits. Bargrivyek give us big smiles that day. . . What was that? . . I DIED? . . This story terrible.&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; The Queen of the Goblins! Sadly her reign, like<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-characters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1671"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darkon.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}