The Queen of the Goblins


The Queen of the Goblins!

Queen of GobosSadly her reign, like her horns, was cut short..

Long long ago in yesterday, I faced many pink skins. It was a much epic tale. They came at me from the left. Then they came at me from du’uther left. There were 2, and 2, and 2 more, and . . . 1. Chibs beyond count! One biggun took my horn with a ghaal blow! It ouched my helmet. But then Napalm Nix threw a big badda BOOM stick and the pinkies go kablooey! All sticky tasties and wobbly bits. Bargrivyek give us big smiles that day. . . What was that? . . I DIED? . . This story terrible.”